It’s like watching porn—you don’t tell people about it!– My mom, after she lied to my brother about us watching The Bachelorette
106 on Saturday? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Note to self:
Don’t read about women being jailed for falling down the stairs or trying to commit suicide while pregnant when it is this late. So depressed (repressed?) by the government.
sittin' on the porch sipping wine with my mother
and it’s fucking 70 degrees and I love it
dream team strikes back
kellytoy: 5 MORE DAYS TIL FOOSBALL
#reasons Andy should visit me →
summer in india? CHECK. (if the parents agree)